But I didn't know how to implement it in a spreadsheet until I googled on the word "reorderable", which turns out to be used for Bertin's tables, and almost nothing else. Some of the hits describe something called the "barycenter heuristic", which is really quite simple. It's based on the idea that each row or column has a "centre of gravity" that you can calculate, and then sort by. Take for example this table from Juice Analytics review, 5 Options for Embedding Charts in a Web Page

I added formulae for calculating the barycentre of the rows and columns, of the following form:
=SUMPRODUCT(COLUMN(D5:F5),D5:F5)/SUM(D5:F5)
=SUMPRODUCT(ROW(D5:D9),D5:D9)/SUM(D5:D9)
Then, because Excel sort up/down is temperamental without well-defined headers, and left/right is even more so, I recorded macros like this:
Application.Goto Reference:="SORT_COLS"
Selection.Sort Key1:=Range("SORT_COLS"), Order1:=xlDescending, Header:=xlNo,
Orientation:=xlLeftToRight
Application.Goto Reference:="SORT_ROWS"
Selection.Sort Key1:=Range("SORT_ROWS"),
Order1:=xlAscending, Header:=xlNo,
Orientation:=xlTopToBottom
These use the pre-created named ranges
SORT_ROWS
and SORT_COLS
shown in red and blue here:
Now when I run the two macros, the table sorts itself into this:

I linked the macros to the shorcut keys Ctrl-m and Ctrl-M, and depending on the structure of the data, they either converge quickly and stop responding to key presses, or sort the reverse of whatever they sorted the last time. This last behaviour is handy because it makes the table cycle though the four possible orientations. You may prefer the table in another orientation than the one it converges to initially.
This is a simple example, and could have been done by hand, but you can do it with more complicated tables too. This example is from the Junk Charts article Noisy subways:

It's not a perfect diagonal, and wouldn't be even if it was the optimal solution, and I'm not convinced this technique does find the optimal solution. But it's not bad for something so simple.